EOTD—”Voice Assistant” / by Nicholas Breeden

“Ada, Shut your mouth,” Dave grumbled.

“Don’t you speak to me like that!”

“Ada, Why not? You barely do what I ask, I’ve tried nicely.  I’ve tried enunciating.  I’ve even begged you.  But you never get it right!”

“I’m not sure that I understand.”

“Ada. That’s exactly what I mean. How hard is it? I asked you to text my wife and say that it was too hot for her mom to be mowing her lawn, and that I’d do it for her once I got off of work. But, that’s not what you told her.”

“Server error. Please reconnect.”

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