Please do be aware that there is some vulgar imagery in today’s post, so if crude humor isn’t your thing, you may click away. Everybody else strap in.
Introduction
Well, here I am three days from treatment. It won’t affect the number of fruits in the bowl, but at least it should keep the water clear. Today’s Drabble comes from Brahm Stoker’s trash can.
Sanguisuga
“You’re looking pale today, Cully. Are you feeling alright?”
“Yes. I’m just a little bit anaemic, Doctor V.”
“Well, you don’t have any bite marks on your neck, so at least it’s not vampires.”
“Oh, it’s definitely a vampire. A stupid one. No matter how hard I try to get her to bite me on the neck like proper, she insists on eating my ass.”
“Your hemorrhoids flaring up again?”
“Yeah.”
“You really should see me about that.”
“I know. I just can’t be bothered to go wasting money on it. Besides, it gives me something interesting to talk about.”