I used to be Sandy Friend, but I took a shower and came clean. My wife still thinks I’m dirty. But not like that.
“This house is a pigsty,” she says.
So I remind her that raising kids is a messy business. She can’t disagree with me then. And I start feeling confident, so I follow it up with, “besides, you were the one who thought that baby goats were so cute, you just had to have some.”
Then she says, “you could’ve said, ‘no.’ It’s not my fault you didn’t build the fence like you said.”
I couldn’t disagree.
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