“Liza, I heard you’re dating my little brother,” Chanel said.
“Don is such a sweetheart.”
“Is he? I’ve never thought so. He’s so infuriating.”
“How so?”
“He refuses to come out of hiding, except for sometimes crawling to the library.”
“Sure he’s a little agoraphobic, and awkward. But he’s really smart.”
“He’s dull. If you took him to an Italian restaurant, he’d order buttered noodles. He’s the type that gets steamed rice as an entree and a side, and doesn’t even use soy-sauce!”
“What are you saying?”
“I don’t know how else to articulate it to you. The man’s plain.”